A New Series for Adult Readers

The Adventures of Buddy Bootz & Sir Drinks-A’Lot

A witty, grounded fantasy for those who know that "fixing it" is usually just the opening act of a disaster.

"For readers who appreciate the sharp wit of Terry Pratchett and the heart of grounded, character-driven chaos."

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The River has stopped behaving.

Buddy Bootz doesn't plan. She has momentum.

When the town pump fails, it should be a plumbing issue. But with Buddy involved, it escalates into a civic catastrophe involving uncooperative gravity and a river that seems to be developing a very specific personality.

Accompanied by Sir Drinks-A'Lot—a man whose wrench is as steady as his exhausted patience—this isn't a quest. It's a high-stakes effort to survive the consequences of a world that has finally decided to hit back.

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"I am fixing it into a different problem."

A First Look at The Rambunctious River

Buddy Bootz solved most problems the way other people stepped over puddles: by putting one boot squarely in the middle of them.

The town pump had stopped pumping, which was the sort of crisis that made a person look important without necessarily making them useful.

"It is, technically, still a pump," Sir Drinks-A'Lot said, peering at it with the grave expression of a man who had already seen a worse day before breakfast.

"Then why is the handle smoking?" Buddy asked.

"Because," he said, "the handle appears to be fighting the water."

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The Duo vs. The Consequences

Buddy Bootz

Impulsive, brave, and operates on the firm belief that if you move fast enough, the laws of cause and effect might simply lose track of you.

Sir Drinks-A'Lot

A grounded strategist who carries the heavy burden of being right. He provides the tools, the steady hand, and the contingency prayers required to survive Buddy's momentum.

Navigate the Chaos

From the precarious heights of Buddy’s Treehouse to the precision of Sir’s Workshop, explore a world built on the edge of a beautiful, breaking logic.

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